Joke of the Week

Four older men stood on the first tee to start off a game of golf. Just as Ralph was about to hit his tee shot, a funeral procession drove by.

Ralph took off his hat and bowed his head until the procession was finished. Once the procession was over, he put his hat back on his head and started to line up his shot.

John and the other guys were astonished.

"Ralph, we've had a standing tee time together for the past 10 years," John said. "And we had no idea you were such a sentimental guy!"

"Well, we were married 25 years," Ralph said. "It's the least I could do."